THE GAME, MY LIFE OFF LAX
COME IN HOME FROM THE COLD
God is with You always; so Church is anywhere You feel the need to confess, even if it turns out all you callED upon Her for was to simply discuss URlife.
SmoOoches
S.O.F.L. - "THE THREE "M"s IN AM M. MERICA STAND FOR MARUJUANA, MARRIAGE AND MOONSHINE!"
(NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, OR DO YOU NEED MORE TIME FOR YOUR QUESTION OF WHY I SAID TWO BEFORE WHEN THERE ARE THREE, WHILE YOU PRETEND THAT NO "M" SHOULD HAVE HAD TO MENTIONED FOR EVER SINCE THE FIRST SPECKS OF MISSISSIPPI DIRT MET A RAINDROP, THE SILENCE OF ANY OF THE "M"s SIMPLY MEANT ALL THREE WERE UNDERSTOOD?)
when forced to confess
in englan-dish,
i am required to say
I am an American.
When invitingly welcomed
to introduce MaSelf,
My Soul Graciously Proclaims
AM M. MERICA.
Out the trap,
off the corner,
on the ave
a bootlegger's SUN
became President
and His Family,
OUR ROYALS!
furious in england
sent couriers from washington
to interrupt the boston mass
and inquire as to when
THE GRINDAH would be sending
his' (furious in england) percentages
off the HIGH tea leaves,
CROW NECK IN DOUGH™®©,
that THE GRINDAH had been
off the corner
out the trap
on the ave
selling.
(HERSTORICAL NOTE: this over fortnight dispatch is the first instance in recorded HUMANITY that a homosapien claiming to be a P.I.M.P. ever said, "bitch, better have my money." Such phraseology, terminology or inference had not before, was not then, is not now and shall never be uttered by a REAL P.I.M.P. ; nor was the trail of shit behind the town crier's horse, sworn, notarized and testified to by the town crier's civil-union-significant-other, emerging from the butt of the animal being rode.)
GRINGDAH,
in the most polite and gentile
of Southern Manners and Good Social Graces
that have, are and shall forever be
the TRADE-MARK of AMERICAN$
responded,
"those who do not grind,
shall burn or drown;
for even if your mouth is open
under me when i take a dumb
after eating money all day,
you will never get a penny out MA A$$."
THE BALD EAGLE AND APPLE PIE NEVER FACED QUESTIONS REGARDING LEGALIZATION FROM ANY OF OUR OVER-PAID, UNDER-SKILLED EMPLOYEES.
THE TOWN CRIER'S HUSBAND'S COURT CERTIFIED DOCUMENT WAS QUESTIONED AND FOUND ILLEGAL BECAUSE "THE CHURCH" IN A STATE IT IS SEPARATED FROM, DID NOT APPROVE OF HIS LIFE LONG MARRIAGE.
HOW MUCH MORE LEGISLATIVE TIME, MUST PASS MISUSED, BEFORE AM M. MERICA THE BEAUTIFUL IS OFFICIALLY A LIVING DREAM?
S.O.F.L.
by
E SomaMoja ZuriAsali QUASHEBA
(You may call me PLAYAH!)
by
E SomaMoja ZuriAsali QUASHEBA
(You may call me PLAYAH!)
when forced to confess
in englan-dish,
i am required to say
I am an American.
When invitingly welcomed
to introduce MaSelf,
My Soul Graciously Proclaims
AM M. MERICA.
Out the trap,
off the corner,
on the ave
a bootlegger's SUN
became President
and His Family,
OUR ROYALS!
furious in england
sent couriers from washington
to interrupt the boston mass
and inquire as to when
THE GRINDAH would be sending
his' (furious in england) percentages
off the HIGH tea leaves,
CROW NECK IN DOUGH™®©,
that THE GRINDAH had been
off the corner
out the trap
on the ave
selling.
(HERSTORICAL NOTE: this over fortnight dispatch is the first instance in recorded HUMANITY that a homosapien claiming to be a P.I.M.P. ever said, "bitch, better have my money." Such phraseology, terminology or inference had not before, was not then, is not now and shall never be uttered by a REAL P.I.M.P. ; nor was the trail of shit behind the town crier's horse, sworn, notarized and testified to by the town crier's civil-union-significant-other, emerging from the butt of the animal being rode.)
GRINGDAH,
in the most polite and gentile
of Southern Manners and Good Social Graces
that have, are and shall forever be
the TRADE-MARK of AMERICAN$
responded,
"those who do not grind,
shall burn or drown;
for even if your mouth is open
under me when i take a dumb
after eating money all day,
you will never get a penny out MA A$$."
THE BALD EAGLE AND APPLE PIE NEVER FACED QUESTIONS REGARDING LEGALIZATION FROM ANY OF OUR OVER-PAID, UNDER-SKILLED EMPLOYEES.
THE TOWN CRIER'S HUSBAND'S COURT CERTIFIED DOCUMENT WAS QUESTIONED AND FOUND ILLEGAL BECAUSE "THE CHURCH" IN A STATE IT IS SEPARATED FROM, DID NOT APPROVE OF HIS LIFE LONG MARRIAGE.
HOW MUCH MORE LEGISLATIVE TIME, MUST PASS MISUSED, BEFORE AM M. MERICA THE BEAUTIFUL IS OFFICIALLY A LIVING DREAM?
(YOU HAVE JUST HEARD HERSTORY.
IT IS COWSHIT.
YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNEMNT
IS TO LISTEN TO HISTORY AGAIN,
I DARE YOU TO TELL ME IT AINT BULLSHIT)
01.16.09 12:12AM PACIFIC, ©cindyadriennequashie
E.O.F.D. = END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION
S.O.F.L. - START OF FRIGGING LECTURE
IT IS COWSHIT.
YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNEMNT
IS TO LISTEN TO HISTORY AGAIN,
I DARE YOU TO TELL ME IT AINT BULLSHIT)
01.16.09 12:12AM PACIFIC, ©cindyadriennequashie
E.O.F.D. = END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION
S.O.F.L. - START OF FRIGGING LECTURE
Life is Too Short
to pretend
you need to find out
what you already knew
before you set out
on the quest
to discover
(it is said you are never too old to learn; and i was not testing this theory on this my 42nd birthday when i set out my hands to accept my birthday present that arrived yesterday, but for the first time in my life decided to wait and open today. the dayum thing is spoiled rotten and i will never be able to enjoy it. it is said that is one of life's many other quirks too.)
you need to find out
what you already knew
before you set out
on the quest
to discover
(it is said you are never too old to learn; and i was not testing this theory on this my 42nd birthday when i set out my hands to accept my birthday present that arrived yesterday, but for the first time in my life decided to wait and open today. the dayum thing is spoiled rotten and i will never be able to enjoy it. it is said that is one of life's many other quirks too.)
I was born January 15th, 1967, 04:30AM, ATLANTIC on LIAMIGUA-OUALIE, CARIBBEAN
let's CLICK THE FIRELIGHT AND RAISE OUR GLASSES in remembrance of A Wonderful Man of Peace and A Great American on this DAY, JANUARY 15TH, 2009, His BornDay anniversary.
DR MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
2 days B 4 i turn 42
BROKE PIMP $TYLE$™ STUDIO
(birth name) cindyadriennequashie
aka
Ms. Buford D Bumpkin, PLAYAH!
sometimes, i feel like the sun
going down
down
down
fighting to hold on to day
but night
comes around
'round
'round
THEN
sometimes, like a lamppost
i stand
tall and grand
so tall, so grand
being
turned on and off
by the whims
of such man
big power man
yet still,
sometimes
I FEEL LIKE
THE SUN!
~~~~~~~
(and if the moon only knew
how much a loved you
it would come 'round mo'
than just once blue)
(if the stars in heaven
could tell
they say to all
I LOVE YOU WELL!)
LOVE is
not sure if A eva introduced Y'all to ma significant other, MR. BUFORD D BUMPKIN
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(it's just Monday and Am already Friday Night Fewlish) SmoOoches, SomaMoja aka Ms. Buford D Bumpkin
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