S.O.F.L. - "THE THREE "M"s IN AM M. MERICA STAND FOR MARUJUANA, MARRIAGE AND MOONSHINE!"

(NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, OR DO YOU NEED MORE TIME FOR YOUR QUESTION OF WHY I SAID TWO BEFORE WHEN THERE ARE THREE, WHILE YOU PRETEND THAT NO "M" SHOULD HAVE HAD TO MENTIONED FOR EVER SINCE THE FIRST SPECKS OF MISSISSIPPI DIRT MET A RAINDROP, THE SILENCE OF ANY OF THE "M"s SIMPLY MEANT ALL THREE WERE UNDERSTOOD?)

S.O.F.L.
by
E SomaMoja ZuriAsali QUASHEBA
(You may call me PLAYAH!)

when forced to confess
in englan-dish,
i am required to say

I am an American.

When invitingly welcomed
to introduce MaSelf,
My Soul Graciously Proclaims
AM M. MERICA.

Out the trap,
off the corner,
on the ave
a bootlegger's SUN
became President
and His Family,
OUR ROYALS!

furious in england
sent couriers from washington
to interrupt the boston mass
and inquire as to when
THE GRINDAH would be sending
his' (furious in england) percentages
off the HIGH tea leaves,

CROW NECK IN DOUGH™®©,

that THE GRINDAH had been
off the corner
out the trap
on the ave
selling.

(HERSTORICAL NOTE: this over fortnight dispatch is the first instance in recorded HUMANITY that a homosapien claiming to be a P.I.M.P. ever said, "bitch, better have my money." Such phraseology, terminology or inference had not before, was not then, is not now and shall never be uttered by a REAL P.I.M.P. ; nor was the trail of shit behind the town crier's horse, sworn, notarized and testified to by the town crier's civil-union-significant-other, emerging from the butt of the animal being rode.)

GRINGDAH,
in the most polite and gentile
of Southern Manners and Good Social Graces
that have, are and shall forever be
the TRADE-MARK of AMERICAN$
responded,

"those who do not grind,
shall burn or drown;
for even if your mouth is open
under me when i take a dumb
after eating money all day,
you will never get a penny out MA A$$."



THE BALD EAGLE AND APPLE PIE NEVER FACED QUESTIONS REGARDING LEGALIZATION FROM ANY OF OUR OVER-PAID, UNDER-SKILLED EMPLOYEES.

THE TOWN CRIER'S HUSBAND'S COURT CERTIFIED DOCUMENT WAS QUESTIONED AND FOUND ILLEGAL BECAUSE "THE CHURCH" IN A STATE IT IS SEPARATED FROM, DID NOT APPROVE OF HIS LIFE LONG MARRIAGE.

HOW MUCH MORE LEGISLATIVE TIME, MUST PASS MISUSED, BEFORE AM M. MERICA THE BEAUTIFUL IS OFFICIALLY A LIVING DREAM?

- wordslingAH, Da Kid! -
BROKE PIMP $TYLE$™ STUDIO
(954) 357-3465

(YOU HAVE JUST HEARD HERSTORY.
IT IS COWSHIT.
YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNEMNT
IS TO LISTEN TO HISTORY AGAIN,
I DARE YOU TO TELL ME IT AINT BULLSHIT)
01.16.09 12:12AM PACIFIC, ©cindyadriennequashie
E.O.F.D. = END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION
S.O.F.L. - START OF FRIGGING LECTURE