A response

A response to The Ten Mack Commandments from www.jjheffner.com dated Saturday, November 22, 2008

i love LEARNING and even though this manual is not meant for me ( am not a mack just a simple ole lady and ARTISTE with saggy titties)

I found it VERY informative from the stand point of most manuals and other so-called self help and improvement publications. It's always interesting and fascinating in nature to see the rules humans make in order to ensure that they and the way they live is top of the charts; as if the only option for all others to aspire to achieve.

So from an anthropological observation standpoint, this manual, like its counterparts can only serve best only it's author's interests. These works give far more insight into the being presenting them as guides for others to follow, if these others wish to achieve any hint of success in the particular field being addressed.

Humans like Diamonds are shaped by their environment. So for example, if you think all you needed to know you learned playing pop warner football, then you are going to end up burdening yourself with what should be a most natural and no single-minded focused thought process (attracting, engaging and enjoying WOMEN because of the REAL MAN You are to YOURSELF to The Very Best of Your understanding) by turning it into a flag football game.

And I would not have mentioned this to a child in pop warner league, but you Sir, author of this piece are a tall human male and much too old for even semi-pro ball tryouts. So if the following bruises your ego, it is because it has been in need of a good ass-whooping for quite some time. YOU EITHER GOT IT, OR YOU DON'T. Adults interacting erotically is not a game needing a playbook, unless it is previously agreed upon that it is a game they are playing that will bring them both pleasure.

Your mastery of presenting your opinions regarding the way you must move in order to score a touchdown cannot be denied. Also ever present is your gift of words, the ability to express them subjectively, proper use of grammar and punctuation.

But like the free tickets I just received as junk mail to attend Donald Trump's dinner lecture on success, with the promise of his "man-u-al" for growing rich, with disclosure indicating that many more items will be available for purchase, no thank you, but I can afford my own free meal without advice about growing rich from someone who's credit is maxed out and files bankruptcy at the rate most others brush their teeth.

Like Hugh Hefner, who has taken to having CCTV in his "stable" filming his every moves and broadcasting it to the world. REAL MEN with GOOD CUNT do not go telling others, EVER. It goes against every natural instinct in male human nature.

Donald and Hugh are whoring themselves thru self-help conferences and worldwide invitations into their , what should be private sanctums, because they are broke; both in their pockets and their drawers.

Continuing with sharing the wisdom of my ages, only penises knowing they know nothing about being COCKS and naturally attracting CUNTS sit and spend time devising plays to try and trick CUNTS into acting like Pussies, so that they can feel like dicks in a vagina.

Such is the same kind of male, who not willing to accept his pay-grade and play his position resorts to tricks like writing "man-u-als" for others to follow with the hope this temporary distraction will give them an advantage in attaining BIG DAWG ON PORCH status.

Nah, "player" it don't work that way. Pardon Moi, at least it didn't in a County called Dade. But all of the sign posts have changed in that land, to Miami-Dade, and with this has emerged a brand new species of tall males who claim tackle football hall of fame status off of junior varsity flag football water carrying.

In closing, it is my opinion, Most fortunately, that in the broad swatch that is humanity, there is no such thing natural called one size fits all. Nor, staying with the natural, would any REAL MAN need another male's guide to achieve success with WOMEN.

Your technical brilliance would have been far better served with an original blueprint, YOUR OWN, not Big Chris redux. Also, it may behoove you to start trusting that your opinions just might be able to stand on their own as such and beginning presenting works like this as ORIGINAL OPINIONS, instead of the lazy-hasty that from the onset sidelined you to journeyman.

SmoOoches SomaMoja
(the second best cool thang 'bout having your titties go from 'cross your heart to 'cross your belly button, after the realization that You have been wise enough to live that long and see it happen, is that You can use them as knee pads, should you need to kneel to do some work.)

THIS IS NOT A TEST

WARNING: THE HOLIDAYS ARE APPROACHING!!!!!!! You are only required to share your cognac and Cuban cigars. THE CROWN AND CANNIBUS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION.

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Sincerely,
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wordslingAH, Da Kid
(name before entering myspace witness protection program- SomaMoja ZuriAsali QUASHEBA - photo attached)

SOULTALK SoulTalk so Ul Talk TalkSoul TALKSOUL

SOULTALK SoulTalk
so Ul Talk
TalkSoul TALKSOUL


in this the year
A acknowledge as
2THOUSAND & ATE

The LAND of MA BIRTH
turned 25 as an
INDEPENDENT FEDERATION

and

The LAND of MA GROWTH
elected as 44th PRESIDENT
A BLACK MAN

so

from nah arn
wen e'er u warn
tark tah MI
bring a translatah
who know how tah
tark
SoulTalk

SOULTALK
is a lexicon
with a myriad
of languages

Mi TALKSOUL

CRUNK
SALSA
ZOUK
MERINGUE
RAP
BLUES
SKA
ROCK STEADY
HYPE
G-FUNK
DISCO
BLUEGRASS
HOUSE
SOCA
RAPSO
REGGAETON
BASS
ROCK & ROLL
JAZZ
BOUNCE
COUNTRY
GO-GO
SECOND LINE
HARDCORE
BRASS BAND
BIG BAND
GRUNGE
PUNK
METAL
SCRATCH BAND
STEEL BAND
KAISO
GARAGE
JUNGLE
ELECTRONICA

Mi SOUL is A DRUM
and so you no like
how IT SUNG
so you hole
MI MOUTH open
with mouth irons
and force feed MI
you englan-dish?

then have nerve to say
MELLANIN in MI SKIN
preventing MI UNDERSTANDING
of PHONICS
when MI call
MI SOUL's TALK
EBONICS?

you stil ain't pay MI,
matta a fact
you run come warn kill MI
after A sen you the bill
for DE PHONICS
(sounds included with letters)

from this moment on
11/18/2008 12:58:00 PM
so Ul Talk

for I now regurgitate
the last of your englan-dish
with
FRIGATE THEE!

11/18/2008 1:00:22 PM©cindy adrienne quashie
EMPRESS SomaMoja ZuriAsali QUASHEBA
aka Ms Buford D Bumpkin
B*A*M*A* CARIBBEAN B*W*O*I* inna H*O*E*
wordslingAH™, Da Kid!®
from
BROKE PIMP $TYLE$™ STUDIO

MA PRESIDENT IS BLACK

MA PRESIDENT IS BLACK

and for the first time
since i started talking
at 10 months old
i cannot think of one word
to tell anyone
describing any gift
i want or need
for Kwanzaa,
Christmas,
Ramadan,
Hanukah
or Ma 42nd BornDay
January 15th, 2009
God's Willing.

MA PRESIDENT IS BLACK.

and as selfish as i am
as much as i love getting presents
knowing i was born cute
and thus should be showered with gifts daily

right now i feel
only GOD can understand
why i cry as i type

MA PRESIDENT IS BLACK

i didn't even know
this was all i desire
from my time on earth
until today
when i began to realize
that the news reports
are not false

MA FIRST LADY
is as DIGNIFIED
as ALL THE WOMEN
who CARRIED ME here

and Ms. Michelle
and Her Boo
got PURRTY BABIES
just like Ma Siblings do

One of them wears Her
NAPPY TRESSES
Braided and Twisted
just like I do

MA PRESIDENT IS BLACK

Thank You GOD
for always knowing
what is in ma heart

for wordslingAH
ain't got the words
to express
what

MA PRESIDENT IS BLACK

means to
MA SOUL

(but just in case, you wanna gift me, A ain't gone insult yah. Just make it OBAMA stuff, like bed linen, track suits, cocoa mugs, curtains, silver rings, copper bracelets, a backpack with wheels that can hold my 17" laptop, long sleeve t-shirts (light and heavy), football & basketball jerseys with the # 44, or simple, A PLAIN WHITE TEE SHIRT WITH A CIRCLE AND THE LETTERS B*A*M*A* inside - the reverse in BLACK with WHITE DESIGN would make it a set.)

But none of that is to put any pressure on your budget in these economic times.
And the last time I felt like this, was when My Father worked extra for a whole year to buy me a ten speed, banana seat, gorilla handle bars bike.

Plus as stated above

MA PRESIDENT IS BLACK

THANK YOU FOR THE BEST GIFT EVER!!!!!!!
SmoOoches, EMPRESS SomaMoja ZuriAsali QUASHEBA
05:10PM, PST©cindy adrienne quashie

caught in a strange daze

i am lukewarm

not scorching hot
or frostbiten cold

(my two usual extremes)

and on this strange day
i must accept
that which A've oft wished for

to be regular
to feel balance

and i don't like it