PIMPOLOGY 101

No PIMP ever spent half-a-penny.
No PIMP ever said, "bitch better have my money."

from THE ART OF PIMPOLOGY
by SomaMoja wordslingAH!™
2009©cindyadriennequashie

THE ESSENCE OF LOVE REMAINS

in 1995 as a part of a brilliant underground album, MY T & DA SINMEN, a group of musicians from South Dade released the single "Is Miami In The House?"

like the pager in the brand new leather case that PODE, (His cute pet name) a member of the band gave me, the plain cassette hot out the studio before going to press, with the song on one side and the instrumental on the other and the name of the band written in red sharpie marker on either side, i keep this treasure in a bag that i will grab, heaven forbid i must exit my residence with a quickness.

the song, in my analysis, spoke to the unabashed, degenerative, ugly, vile, disgust, those alluded to in my previous posting had for G-FUNK music or Gangster rap, as it was marketed then coming from artists on The West Coast.

PODE being from Perrine, a neighborhood in the Southern part of the county and me from Carol City in the North enjoyed what We Floridians called a normal, healthy family relationship. That is we never met or parted without talking shit about each other's section of town.

i will not give space to the specifics of today's journey that birthed ma resignation from hiphop on this day. but i will confess,

THERE IS AN ALMIGHTY WHO DID BEQUEATH UNTO ME, EVERYTHING I NEED TO SUCCEED WHICH IS IN ME, THROUGH THE BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS OF MY ANCESTORS, WHO I PROUDLY PROCLAIM HAIL FROM ALL FOUR CORNERS OF PLANET 3RD ROK.

PODE just called me.
and for the first time in more than twelve years, a got to talk 'bout P-RINE!
not e'rybody from P-RINE, just the fact that all a dem generous to a fault, letting PODE be born among and live with them.

and then, as if The Kind-Hearted Decent People of Florida do not have enough to worry about in this housing market, he gone tell ME, He done moved.

i am trying very hard to observe the Dade County Rule, keep family bidness in the yard, so amma just leave y'all wid this, a video from THE OUTFIT, INC.
(that's PODE trying to look muy guapo at the bar, as if it is difficult for a MAN from FLORIDA to look HANDSOME! GOD BLESS HIS HEART!)

El Poderoso



"FUCK SELLIN CDS, ALL MY FRIENDS GET MY MUSIC FOR FREE!"
- EL PODEROSO -
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http://www.youtube.com/user/brickellboy


Te Amo, Mon Aime, AIIGHT!
03.03.09 05:40PM PACIFIC

where do i go to resign from hiphop?

WHERE DO I GO TO RESIGN FROM HIPHOP?

i ask because within this multi-layered gem
there are far too many willing to waste
its untold resources and inherited wealth
because they have a record out
that the public refuses to even accept a free copy of
so they sit and talk about how bad hiphop music is now
how those who are successful in the corporate entertainment industry
(which by the way, they too are a part of)
have sold out hiphop

(as a point of reference, i was 11 and Ma President, 17
in 1978 - THE YEAR - something fell out of a pigeon's butt
in a fairly large northern city and landed on the headz
of those who would then declare 'we have invented music'
and all across the globe their fellow lemmings rejoiced
in unison on bended knee, "thank thee, thank thee, thank thee.")

i witnessed those "old-schoolers" you worship
dressed in sneakers, jeans and t-shirts
go pass 'NO' SNEAKERS, JEANS, T-SHIRTS signs
while their friends, family, neighbors and fans
who had followed them from the basements and parks
dressed in sneakers, jeans and t-shirts
were "detained" by law enforcement
for 'lack of understanding that they were loitering
for daring to stand in front of the sohostudiolatin54quarters
and ask
"how come they got in? they dressed just like me?

i sat in dismay in Ma Hometown, MIAMI,
as law enforcement in great forces tried
to 'contain' Deadheads at a concert which just happened
to be scheduled after all those "old-schoolers"
you worship had pranced sea to shining sea
ensuring not even Jerry Garcia and crew
could afford insurance rates being charged for performance spaces

my Soul still hurts from the unrelenting rape
of Southern Soul, that your old-schoolers called sampling
and are yet to this day to apologize for the theft
that resulted in their ability to
overdose on
jeeps,
door knocker-earrings,
2" diameter, 50inches long gold rope chains,
goose-down filled leather jackets with fur lined collars,
BODAGAS FULL OF OLD ENGLISH 40OZ MALTA LIQUOR in their kitchens,
new work boots sported every month as fashion
(which left honest hard working people
in labor intensive jobs that required such
for safety reasons, either without a store to find their size in,
or later too expensive to purchase)

i was joyfully stunned,
for your old-schoolers placed obstacles in the paths of
MC "ERIC" BREED, R.I.P and KID ROCK,
and they just leapt all of them with a single bound
and shut all the fart and shit that was coming from
your false gods' mouths,
like when y'all discovered
Uncle Mixy's Posse did not find their broadway
real estate worthy of acquiring

i witnessed you and your "old-schoolers"
begging via com, telegram and tell-ur-mans
please take out the box
so that your,

(and never has any wordslinger,
especially, this one actually named
wordslingAH™, Da Kid! used a term so loosely)

c o m p o s i t i o n s
cut from
the english dictionary, thesaurus and rhyming dictionary
then pasted over
beats (still not paid for)
could flock like seagulls on MaTV

so i am resigning
because Ma Deservedly Respected O.G.,
Uncle Short Dawg,
a musician who in that time of utopia
that you all are withcrafting so hard to return tah,
in the face of your "old-schoolers" ridicule
of his RECORD CORPORATION'S ADDRESS
BEING THE TRUCK OF HIS CAR,
taught me

LIFE I$ TOO $HORT!

so I am resigning from hiphop,

going to the ocean with seven pieces of copper,
walking in until the sea covers ma head,
places those pennies on the ocean's floor
and begging ma ANCESTORS forgiveness
and then asking before i turn to leave without looking back
can me and ma friends now call ourselves

"THE ESSENSE OF LOVE REMAINS"
03.03.09 01:20PM PACIFIC©cindyadriennequashie

the numbers are for you to follow

3. I am becoming whatever this present i am unfolds.

2. I am finding sorrow in victory and joy in defeat.

1. I cry synchronized for love never had and love afraid to embrace.

03.02.2009©cindyadriennequashie

PRESIDENT OBAMA "WE WILL RECOVER"

ON A JOURNEY (name of Ma WomanFren)

ON A JOURNEY (name of Ma WomanFren who asked me what A's doing)

here understanding me a little at a time a little more each day

and loving sometimes with disappointment, other times with triumph

what i learned

UNDERSTANDING

knowledge born


blowin it down
http://www.myspace.com/realmeneatpucc


morn come find nite
fill with regret
then all wash away
brand new set

as it comes no escape
behind others express
show power knowledge
then confess

a SoulLove p'om
'bout (hoping to have just found)
that which was thought to be lost
by
wordslingAH™, Da Kid!
aka SomaMoja
07:30AM PACIFIC 021909©cindyadriennequashie

what i wished i had said

sometimes, it's not not having sum'mn to say
sometimes it's not having too much to say
sometimes it's just that there is joy
being in the aura of the company
that makes you wanna sit silent
get SunDrunk™ off of
and enjoy

and it's these sometimes
that stumbling over the thoughts in your mind
can seem
problematic
or one is just too weeded to think
or one is just a bumbling fool
or one is trying but failing at acting cool

sometimes
enjoying the silence
that is the rapture of the company
is more than enough


~wordslingAH™, Da Kid!~ BROKE PIMP $TYLE$™ STUDIO
06:47PM PACIFIC 021809©cindyadriennequashie

R W*E* chumps or AMERICANS?



call me MAGILLA GORILLA or GRAPE APE if you like,
but i find nothing funny in printing and thus promoting an assaination of
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
then using as one of your excuses
'WELL IT'S NANCY PELOSI WHO IS THE SPEAKER OF CONGRESS AND SHE'E THE ONE WHO WROTE THE STIMULUS PLAN.'

She is third in line for succession.

Pardon me, if Am not advanced enough a HUE-MAN
to begin discussing any racial overtones because
Am preoccupied with some aussie puss, rupert murdoch,
who being under the umbrella of the british commonwealth CANNOT speak about the house of windsor outside of hype park in london.

Personally calling me a chimp is a compliment.
For that indicates you comprehend Am one of the smartest of the ape family
wherein humans are CLASSIFIED.

But i am not a chump, and rupert, his family and his entire bidness holdings
should beon the next qantas flight outta.

While there were shoe jokes that made me chuckle after the incident
and his politics and policies went against the fiber of ma being,
there wasnt one thang amusing about the attempt on
Former President George Bush for me either.


oh-oh-oh-a-a-a
05:49PM 021809©cindyadriennequashie

02.14.2009

dear LOVE,
since W*E* do this e'ryday,
let's take 2day off.
SmoOoches