(NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION, OR DO YOU NEED MORE TIME FOR YOUR QUESTION OF WHY I SAID TWO BEFORE WHEN THERE ARE THREE, WHILE YOU PRETEND THAT NO "M" SHOULD HAVE HAD TO MENTIONED FOR EVER SINCE THE FIRST SPECKS OF MISSISSIPPI DIRT MET A RAINDROP, THE SILENCE OF ANY OF THE "M"s SIMPLY MEANT ALL THREE WERE UNDERSTOOD?)
S.O.F.L.
by
E SomaMoja ZuriAsali QUASHEBA
(You may call me PLAYAH!)
when forced to confessin englan-dish,i am required to sayI am an American.When invitingly welcomedto introduce MaSelf,My Soul Graciously ProclaimsAM M. MERICA.Out the trap,off the corner,on the avea bootlegger's SUNbecame Presidentand His Family,OUR ROYALS!furious in englandsent couriers from washington to interrupt the boston massand inquire as to whenTHE GRINDAH would be sending his' (furious in england) percentagesoff the HIGH tea leaves,CROW NECK IN DOUGH™®©,that THE GRINDAH had beenoff the cornerout the trapon the aveselling.(HERSTORICAL NOTE: this over fortnight dispatch is the first instance in recorded HUMANITY that a homosapien claiming to be a P.I.M.P. ever said, "bitch, better have my money." Such phraseology, terminology or inference had not before, was not then, is not now and shall never be uttered by a REAL P.I.M.P. ; nor was the trail of shit behind the town crier's horse, sworn, notarized and testified to by the town crier's civil-union-significant-other, emerging from the butt of the animal being rode.)GRINGDAH, in the most polite and gentileof Southern Manners and Good Social Gracesthat have, are and shall forever be the TRADE-MARK of AMERICAN$responded,"those who do not grind,shall burn or drown;for even if your mouth is openunder me when i take a dumbafter eating money all day,you will never get a penny out MA A$$."THE BALD EAGLE AND APPLE PIE NEVER FACED QUESTIONS REGARDING LEGALIZATION FROM ANY OF OUR OVER-PAID, UNDER-SKILLED EMPLOYEES.
THE TOWN CRIER'S HUSBAND'S COURT CERTIFIED DOCUMENT WAS QUESTIONED AND FOUND ILLEGAL BECAUSE "THE CHURCH" IN A STATE IT IS SEPARATED FROM, DID NOT APPROVE OF HIS LIFE LONG MARRIAGE.
HOW MUCH MORE LEGISLATIVE TIME, MUST PASS MISUSED, BEFORE AM M. MERICA THE BEAUTIFUL IS OFFICIALLY A LIVING DREAM?
(YOU HAVE JUST HEARD HERSTORY.
IT IS COWSHIT.
YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNEMNT
IS TO LISTEN TO HISTORY AGAIN,
I DARE YOU TO TELL ME IT AINT BULLSHIT)
01.16.09 12:12AM PACIFIC, ©cindyadriennequashie
E.O.F.D. = END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION
S.O.F.L. - START OF FRIGGING LECTURE